aceofhearts currently lives in Tokyo, Japan and is a frequent contributor to mASF. His posts can be found in their archives, and his best articles can be found here.
GAY OPENER (unknown) Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party
host attitude. "I need your honest opinion on something...do I look gay?" Some
chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this. "...Because something really
funny just happened, this dude was hitting on me in another bar!" Better is to
use this with a wing and change it to "Does MY FRIEND look gay" because it
eliminates the self-conscious aspect. The person who was supposedly hit on must
play it off as something totally funny and even flattering.
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